Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Aye, the internet: she be a fickle beast

(Interestingly, I came up with that *before* I was reminded that it's ITLAPD)

Still no access at home. I've found a few slow places near the house, but the connections tend to drop or be intermittent. I made it out to Grameen Koota today (after confusing my poor auto-rickshaw driver GK is pretty far south). Once I got to GK I had no power. Once I got power--no internet.

I finally got online for a while, and then--blackout (something about the rain). So, here I sit, typing in Notepad, waiting for internet.

Now, I'm sure many of you would point out that I lived sans-web for more than half my life. Plenty of people have traveled the world, moved to new cities, and done many, many things without Skype or IM or Google Maps. However, none of those people were expected to be online all the time. Also, a lot of my work is online (yes, that *does* bring up some interesting issues WRT to how things are done).

On the positive side, all the offices in India bring you tea or coffee all the time. I don't think it's just because I'm a guest. At 11-ish and sometimes snackthirty, somebody comes around and brings you a hot bev and sometime cookies (that part is definitely a guest thing). Of course, you then have no excuse to leave the office, but who cares? Someone is bringing you stuff! Also, I get free lunch every day, and everybody eats together (well, except today, where I ate after everyone because I was in meetings).

I'm trying to figure out what people do during a blackout. The vibe seems the same as a network outage at home. You *try* to work, but ultimately--what can you do? Some people have meetings, some people ave analog work, and some people just kick back.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Reunited and it feels so goood...

Crappy chai, good internet here at Barista. Barista has manged to strip everything good out of the hot beverage experience (worst_chai_EVAH), but THEY HAVE INTERNET.
So, I've slapped up all my earlier posts. I fixed my unintentional "tehs," but cut me some slack on teh rest. We know I'll learn Hindi before I learns to type.

"Feeling good, Lewis!"

By the time you read this message, I will have reached the internet. I was very close to the internet; I even accessed it briefly. ut then--wham! chatty Indian business man who wanted to know everything about me, where I was staying my contact info, "Oh--I am bothering you. Do you have a card. Here is my card. You have address in Bangalore? Internet address? Where are you staying..."
Now, I *know* I need to work on my friendliness, but he was driving me nuts. So, I set out to find lunch (using it as en excuse). I'm now in the MG Road area (think Times Square-is vibe) at a restaurant that opened th menu to European dishes. Sigh. It's also going to be a pricey lunch, I think. However, ay I was struggling to find a restaurant that looked good, so I swore I would eat at the next place I saw. The next place was actually McDonald's, so I skipped that one, though I am curious to see the Indian iteration. I am now at Flame or Paradise or other connotated English word. It's dark, cool, and has Kenya v. Sri Lanka on ESPN. Sri Lanka appears to be kicking Kenya's ass, near as I can tell.

This morning I got a lot of work done, and then I headed out to reunite with teh 'nets, get business supplies, and acquire maps of Bangalore. I stopped and bought a bunch of cooking gear, so I'll be able to entertain and feed myself for a few evenings. Mainly, I WANT INTERNET. When I have it back, I shall pet it, and love it and call it George because I have an outbox stacked with email, and I need to use and update mifos.org.

Provisions and cleaning supplies have been acquired!

I intended to find internet, get a map, etc etc, but I felt a little feverish and a lot fatigued while making the lunch run (if you sweat in an air conditioned department store but not on the humid street, something is probably not right). On my way out of the complex, I took a brief tour of the Club House, which has a skimpy-but-acceptable fitness room, squash courts, a table tennis room, and a large gymnasium for shuttlecock (that one is for you, Dre). I'll get set up with a membership card once Liz arrives. Overall, the facilities are nice, but they definitely have the look of a property at teh start of its decline.

I checked for household items (washcloths, a kettle, pots, dishware, new pillows) at the department store close to the condo, but the price/quality/salary ratio made most of the items on par with what I would have spent for the same thing in Seattle [side note: I can hear a midi-quality version of Fur Elise coming from the outside. I suspect it's the reverse warning on a truck]. When Liz gets back, we'll make a market trip and haggle for more interesting, less expensive items.

Dad, I Think I've Turned into Ray

The grocery, FabMart, is across the street from the towers. There's also a small fruit market at the entry gate (which I didn't notice until after I had already bought my wee bananas at the grocery). I'm leading a pretty sad bachelor(ette) lifestyle. I empathize with those among you who cannot cook, and I offer you lessons upon my return. I can cook, having started at about 7 years old. However, given that I have nothing in which to cook food, I'm a little pathetic.

The store had a wide variety of grains, oils and spices, plus a bunch of ready-made dishes that I looked at a little stupidly and then moved away. The low point was when I found myself in front of ramen packets and realized I couldn't even make the most base of meals. I had to look for self-contained victuals: bread, yoghurt, fruit, and the ever-popular frozen pizza. I'm actually fine with eating very simply for a while, though. All my previous meals have been heavy and "ghee-licious."

Today's Lesson: Just Because the Picture Looks Like a Microwave...
It turned out that the "electric oven" instructions on the frozen pizza were for, um, an electric oven. We don't have anything but a microwave and a gas range, so I had to improvise. Microwaved par-baked pizza cooked directly on the micro glass tastes fine, though you can't get any kind of a crispy crust. I ate off a rather pitiful combination of a leftover clean airline napkin and the pizza box. At least I ate at the dining room table?

The one tea mug in the house turned out to be ceramic instead of plastic, so I have been able to boil water for my Assamese tea, which is great. It's peppercorn-sized balls of unspiced tea instead of tea leaves. The ceramic factor also means I can now cook [sic] ramen. BTW--Huge Peter can tell you where to get good spiced tea (chai) in Seattle.


"Plumber, Madam"

I spent the rest of the day cleaning, resting, and organizing. I feel much better having wiped everything down with a harsh chemical mixture. I also discovered that the sink leaks. Another call to Sophia resulted in the maintenance man showing up within the hour. Instead of a big toolbox/giant van of equipment, he had a couple crescent wrenches. That's it. He found the block, cleared it, asked me to verify it, and left. The sink now leaks significantly less than it did before (I didn't catch it during verification).


From the World of The Neat:
I just received an SMS from the Bangalore city police, indicating that "Heavy rains have resulted in traffic congestion. Please use the roads only if it is very necessary." I also get SMSpam and some random phone calls, but I love the idea that most of the city just got a text.

More Home Logistics

Sophia called to make sure the plumber had taken care of things and gave me the "intercom" numbers for services (maintenance, Security, pharmacy, FabMart delivery: 100 Rs minimum, no delivery charges), and explained the Move-in fee, extra keys, and said that she would again check on internet (~1000 Rs/month, though I could have gotten slower speed for 660 Rs). I hooked up the gas for the stove, took some pictures of the unintentionally kitschy decor, and found places for all my belongings


Settled
I feel more settled, though lack of internet and limited phone makes is a little frustrating. The sty on my right eye appears to have subsided somewhat, and I should get a hot shower tonight, since the water heater has been on for several hours this time. I felt better after reading Britten's List [link to be added later!]. Tonight I'll do as much work as possible without internet, which should not be too bad, since I can run Mifos locally. Tomorrow, I *will* find Internet [make sure you say that like _____ in the end of TLOTM]. Our rental agent, Raj, offered to take me to see some of the Lord Ganesha festivals, though I don't know how much energy/time I will have for sightseeing (or for Raj, for that matter), though my sore throat is gone and I don't feel feverish anymore.

One interesting thing I find is that while spending so much time alone, I end up blogging in my head. The upside is that writing the entries takes less time; the downside is that it's halfway to talking to myself. I suspect you could Google "Ex-pat Bangalore" and find near-identical entries to this one, but at least you know where to buy good Indian chai mix in Seattle.

It was a dark and stormy night...

...while I moved into the condo. I officially have a home in Bangalore. I was able to move into my oddly-decorated three-bedroom home this evening. It's been raining most of the evening, providing some nice soothing white noise while I unpacked. Liz is in Chennai for a few days, so I'll be alone for a bit. Currently, the place lacks one critical feature: INTERNET. Our internet connection is supposed to be up within five days, according to our landlady, Sofia. She seems quite nice, though it was odd to be asked if I was a Christian (I answered yes for simplicity). I'll be working from the nearest internet facility, and let's hope that's close. Other than a few mosquitoes, it's ok here.

First Day in the Condo
I woke up and shuffled around, opened the drapes, and generally tried living in the place. I also discovered my right eyelid now has a sty. It seems to be subsiding, but let this incident be a reminder that you should not touch your face without washing your hands here. I'm hoping the swelling really is just a sty and not pink-eye or a fever blister, which I have had on this eye.

I'll post some pictures of the apartment, and I may even try to capture a recording of our doorbell, which plays a little song, and then a garbled lady's voice demands "Please open the door!" Raj, our rental agent, offered to change it for me, but I want Liz to hear it. Other sounds are the distant honks and moto engines on Bannerghatta Road, people sweeping in other apartment towers adjacent to mine, and the occasional wind chime.

Housekeeping
I started making the list of items we lack. Our fully furnished condo has no cooking implements, so despite having a pound of lovely, fresh Assamese tea, I can't boil any water. The water purifier in the kitchen seems like it ought to be serviced, and I need to stock up on cleaning supplies and washcloths (I haven't seen a single washcloth in India, ooher than the one I brought).

I succeeded in sending out the laundry. It should come back in three days. I have no idea how much it costs, the quality of work they do, or really anything other than I need to be here to open the door on September 17th when the doorbell lady tells me to.

We have a servant that will come for an hour on Sundays to clean. I don't really know what that entails (probably floors and shower scrubbing), but I have to be here to let her in. I plan to do a once-over on the house after acquiring cleaning supplies. My brain stem demands that I claim the nest as my own, I guess. Plus, a bunch of messy (according to our landlady) guys lived here before, and the apartment has some evidence that it has either not been completely cleaned or has been occupied for unknown purposes while it was being shown.

Of a (Slightly) Weaker Breed
Generally, I am fine. I seem to have picked up a sore throat and maybe a mild fever, plus a some fatigue. Tough to say if that's adjustment or illness, though I suspect the latter. The food is fine for my stomach et al, though I often eat one cop-out meal a day from my stash of imported energy bars. Meals are all made from scratch and the Indian culture does not put the same premium on hurrying that we do, so if i haven't eaten by 7 or 8, I dine upon a Balance Bar.

Mostly, I'm anxious to settle into a routine so that I can get more work done at GK.

Oh--and I yesterday saw a monkey and three of the FATTEST retrievers I have ever seen (not together, but that would have been AWESOME), and I think we can agree that I know from fatty goldens.

Air Budweiser and More: Assam

The jet lag has passed, but I continue to wake up between 4:30 and 6 AM which is pretty standard for me when I have a lot on my mind (for example new job, new house, new country...)
However, waking up so early allows me to get some extra work done, maybe write a little, or watch, say, Shirley MacLaine talking about the majesty of
the elk on a Hollywood talk show. Sadly, the cable went out before I could find further entertainment.

The quick update: luggage is back, we're now in Assam. I flew the fantastic Kingfisher Airlines (yes, the same company as the beer). We spent a day or so in Guwahati ("goo-hwaa-tee," but I'm
still working on where to pronounce the H). Highlights included a rip out to a silk weaving village, having met a man on the bus there who just
*happened* to have family in the silk business. So, we ended up at his house, got tea, met all his relatives, and bought the silk from his family. The consensus among my companions is that it was fun, even if we
paid an extra 5%, and besides, we all knew it was coming. On Sunday, a driver took us and the Mifos Specialist team to Tezpur, 190 km (120 miles) from Guwahati (~4-hour drive). The sceneray in Assam is very green and lush, as it's monsoon season still. the flooding has been quite intense in Assam this year.

I'm in Tezpur ("tezjh-pur") in the northeeast region of India at an MFI head office (HO). We spent yesterday getting an overview of their processes, receiving unlimited beverages, and learning a lot. In the afternoon, we went out and met a branch manager
and went to some new member meetings at some centers in the afternoon. I was VERY impressed by the MFI team. Today we head back out to the HO to get into more details about the Mifos on-boarding process.

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Jai Hind!

I made it, as did most of my luggage. We had a bit of a snag in that I failed to notice that they response email from my hotel was 2 km away from the one I wanted. It's the same chain, and they're nice and clean and had toothpaste in my hotel room.

Let's all take a moment to throw a disapproving look at BA, as they appear to have kept my bag at Heathrow. Fortunately, the baggage assistance clerks in Bangalore were very efficient and had my paperwork all ready for me. We gave them some of the chocolate chip cookies Dad sent with me, which they loved (and were impressed that my father had made them fresh).

Bags are to arrive at the other hotel tomorrow(?). I can by on the clothes that were in the smaller bag.

Flight: slept and watched movies, most notably Hot Fuzz.

Off to sleep for a few hours and then spend the day settling in Bangalore (getting SIM cards, meeting to discuss work for the next couple days).